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		<title>I&#8217;m old.</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Apr 2012 15:42:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>The Kirkus Review is in for my book. The consensus is&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Dec 2011 15:29:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>While I was out wandering the mountains of Georgia, someone was typing up and submitting their review of <strong>Not Waving, Drowning </strong>for the inimitable Kirkus Review. I am pleased to report, I do NOT suck. I did not star, but neither did I crash and burn. For those of you that have purchased and read Not Waving, Drowning. Thank you, and I hope you agree with all the most wonderful parts of this review, and that you stuck through the complicated parts&#8230; because I write for a smart, yet complicated reader, and let&#8217;s face it, life is damn messy.</p>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>While I was out wandering the mountains of Georgia, someone was typing up and submitting their review of <strong>Not Waving, Drowning </strong>for the inimitable Kirkus Review. I am pleased to report, I do NOT suck. I did not star, but neither did I crash and burn. For those of you that have purchased and read Not Waving, Drowning. Thank you, and I hope you agree with all the most wonderful parts of this review, and that you stuck through the complicated parts&#8230; because I write for a smart, yet complicated reader, and let&#8217;s face it, life is damn messy.</p>
<div id="attachment_1234" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 310px"><a href="http://linda-sands.com/uncategorized/1227/attachment/kirkus-indie-top-1" rel="attachment wp-att-1234"><img class="size-medium wp-image-1234" title="Kirkus-Indie-TOP (1)" src="http://linda-sands.com/site/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/Kirkus-Indie-TOP-1-300x165.png" alt="Linda Sands' debut novel, Kirkus review 12-2011" width="300" height="165" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Not Waving, Drowning earns a Kirkus Review!</p></div>
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<div>Sands, Linda NOT WAVING, DROWNING CreateSpace (224 pp.) $14.99 Paperback $2.99 e-book September 26, 2011 ISBN: 978-1466409736</div>
<div>The lives of three women, separated by time and connected by loss, are woven together in unexpected ways in Sands’ debut novel. The seductive Southern charms of Savannah, Ga., provide the backdrop for Sands’ tapestry of a novel that interweaves the lives of three women from starkly different eras.</div>
<div>In August 2011, photographer and grieving widow Maggie Morris arrives in Savannah after her husband’s sudden death in a boating accident. While investigating his mysterious drowning, Maggie becomes entangled in the lives of several local residents. One of these is a handsome, young lighthouse restorer who recounts the story of the famous Waving Girl—Savannah’s own maritime legend who greeted ships for over 40 years from the island home she shared with her brother.</div>
<div>In alternating chapters, the novel flashes back to the 1890s, when a feisty newspaper reporter named Bobbie Denton, who also happens to be Maggie’s great-grandmother, meets the actual Waving Girl, née Florence Martus, while on assignment in Savannah. Flora’s story, told from an intimate point of view, centers on one day in 1940 when the 72-year-old woman lays to rest her dead brother, George, while recalling her life’s dark secrets.</div>
<div>If this all sounds a bit complicated, it is. Sands writes with graceful lyricism about the longings and regrets that bind these disparate women, and the images of lonely lighthouses and windswept shores are often stunning. As a whole, however, the novel suffers from narrative interruptions, with the chapters alternating rapidly and often abruptly, and many threads becoming tangled as a result.</div>
<div>On their own, each woman’s story is rich and engrossing. In an ambitious novel spanning more than a century, Sands creates tension in small moments and haunting questions—many of which are not answered until the final pages.</div>
<div>Despite the awkward narrative structure, there is plenty of Southern charm to keep readers hooked until the end. Strong female characters and an evocative setting make this an enjoyable read.</div>
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<div><img src="http://www.bookwenches.com/covers/November2011//Drowning.jpg" alt="" align="right" border="0" />Title: Not Waving, Drowning</div>
<div>Author:  Linda Sands</div>
<div>Author’s website:  <a href="http://linda-sands.com/">http://linda-sands.com/</a></div>
<div>Publisher: BookBaby</div>
<div>Release Date:  September 26, 2011</div>
<div>ISBN: 978-1-61842-1715 Length:</div>
<div>Novel Format:  Electronic</div>
<div>Genre: Fiction</div>
<div>Language/Violence Level:  2 Sensuality Level: 3 Rating:  5+ Keeper</div>
<div>Reviewed by:  Clea <img src="http://www.bookwenches.com//LOGOS/BWKeeper.png" alt="" width="377" height="94" border="0" /></div>
<div>The stories of three women, spanning a century, interlink with one another in beautifully haunting ways. Flora, a feisty elderly woman, chooses to reveal a lifetime full of secrets to a complete stranger on the day of her beloved brother’s death.  Bobbie, a turn of the century reporter, travels for her job but is actually running from the trauma of her past, sacrificing her soul for scraps of love. Maggie, a woman who finds it increasingly difficult to express her emotions, goes to Savannah to look into her husband’s mysterious disappearance. ******** Savannah, Georgia, with all its quirks and traditions serves as a back drop to a multigenerational story of three unconventional women who struggle to survive the paths their lives have taken. Their stories are linked by beautiful poetry filled with love, hurt, death, grief, and life. The poetry serves not only as a tool to link the women and their experiences, but it also enhances the feelings behind each scene and draws the reader into the lives of these characters even more. Flora, Bobbie and Maggie are three unique characters that will haunt you long after you’ve finished reading their stories. They are strong, independent women full of heartache who struggle to survive and move forward with their lives the best ways they know how. Often that means making unwise choices in life which can lead to little bits of insanity, but sometimes that’s the key to survival. This book is overflowing with emotion and a lot of it is often sadness and loneliness, but the author manages to interject mild touches of humor even in the darkest moments of sadness. This may move you from tears to giggles in the blink of an eye, but the author does it in a way that is tasteful and serves to remind you that life goes on. One thing about this book that kept me turning the pages is how the story leaps from different points in time and takes us on a timetable throughout the history of the world from the late 1800’s, to the 1940’s then jumps to modern times.  I loved how the author uses this technique to show how the things we do, think and feel will affect people of generations to come. <em>Not Waving, Drowning</em> isn’t a happy-go-lucky story that will perk you up and make you feel good about life; instead it is a beautifully written, sad story that will leave a lasting imprint on your soul.</div>
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		<title>Buy a real hold-in-your-hand-smell-the-paper copy of Not Waving, Drowning today.</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Nov 2011 18:00:06 +0000</pubDate>
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<h2><strong>Many thanks in advance.</strong></h2>
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		<title>Famous Writer&#8217;s Birthdays Today</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Jan 2010 17:29:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Straight from Garrison Keillor, a man who my children hate to hear drone in the car- they claim his voice induces car sickness&#8230;</p>
<p>From The Writer&#8217;s Almanac: January 25th</p>
<p>It&#8217;s the birthday of the novelist and essayist Virginia Woolf, (books by this author) born Virginia Stephen in London (1882). She never went to school, but her father chose books for her to read from his own library. She was only allowed to move out of her family home after her father&#8217;s death, when she was 22. She moved into a house with her brothers and sister, and instead of writing &#8230;</p>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Straight from Garrison Keillor, a man who my children hate to hear drone in the car- they claim his voice induces car sickness&#8230;</p>
<p>From The Writer&#8217;s Almanac: January 25th</p>
<p>It&#8217;s the birthday of the novelist and essayist Virginia Woolf, (books by this author) born Virginia Stephen in London (1882). She never went to school, but her father chose books for her to read from his own library. She was only allowed to move out of her family home after her father&#8217;s death, when she was 22. She moved into a house with her brothers and sister, and instead of writing letters about what she&#8217;d been reading, she began to write literary criticism for the Times Literary Supplement, and she became one of the most accomplished literary critics of the era.  Woolf believed that the problem with 19th-century literature was that novelists had focused entirely on the clothing people wore and the food they ate and the things they did. She believed that the most mysterious and essential aspects of human beings were not their possessions or their habits, but their interior emotions and thoughts.  She considered her first few novels failures, but then in 1922, she began to read the work of Marcel Proust, who had just died that year. That moved her to write her first masterpiece: Mrs. Dalloway (1925), about all the thoughts that pass through the mind of a middle-aged woman on the day she gives a party. Woolf went on to write many more novels, including To the Lighthouse (1927) and The Waves (1931), but she was also one of the greatest essayists of her generation. In her long essay about women and literature, A Room of One&#8217;s Own (1929), she wrote: &#8220;So long as you write what you wish to write, that is all that matters; and whether it matters for ages or only for hours, nobody can say. But to sacrifice a hair of the head of your vision, a shade of its colour, in deference to some Headmaster with a silver pot in his hand or to some professor with a measuring-rod up his sleeve, is the most abject treachery.&#8221;  It&#8217;s the birthday of the man who wrote, &#8220;The best laid schemes o&#8217; mice an&#8217; men / Gang aft agley&#8221; and &#8220;Should auld acquaintance be forgot, / And never brought to mind?&#8221; and &#8220;O my luve&#8217;s like a red, red rose, / That&#8217;s newly sprung in June; O my luve&#8217;s like the melodie / That&#8217;s sweetly played in tune.&#8221; That&#8217;s the &#8220;Bard of Ayrshire,&#8221; the ploughman poet, Robert Burns, (books by this author) born 251 years ago today in Alloway, Scotland (1759).  Today people in Scotland and groups all over the world are holding Burns suppers to celebrate his life and work. They read Burns&#8217; poems, sing his songs, eat haggis, and drink lots of whiskey.</p>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>over at <a href="http://linda-sands.blogspot.com/" target="_blank">Another Good Thing</a>.</p>
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		<title>I waited a good long time to say, &quot;My psychic told me&#8230;&quot;</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3303/3219599797_e3229d23bd.jpg?v=1232722108"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 375px; height: 500px;" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3303/3219599797_e3229d23bd.jpg?v=1232722108" alt="" border="0" /></a> He read these cards and told me wonderful, curious things and also some bad, sorrowful things. Just to be fair.<br />They say reading tarot cards can foster hope and temperance.<br />These particular cards are called PSY CARDS. They explore Jungian <span style="font-size:100%;"><em>psychology</em></span> in tandem with the meanings of the 40 <em>cards</em> in the <em>Psy</em>•<em>Card</em> System deck.<br /> it was pretty cool, except for me insulting the cat.<br /> My friend who came with me did not have half as good a time, or half as good a psychic, but he still bought me lunch.</p>
<p> The good?<br /> I will get a literary &#8230;</p>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3303/3219599797_e3229d23bd.jpg?v=1232722108"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 375px; height: 500px;" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3303/3219599797_e3229d23bd.jpg?v=1232722108" alt="" border="0" /></a> He read these cards and told me wonderful, curious things and also some bad, sorrowful things. Just to be fair.<br />They say reading tarot cards can foster hope and temperance.<br />These particular cards are called PSY CARDS. They explore Jungian <span style="font-size:100%;"><em>psychology</em></span> in tandem with the meanings of the 40 <em>cards</em> in the <em>Psy</em>•<em>Card</em> System deck.<br /> it was pretty cool, except for me insulting the cat.<br /> My friend who came with me did not have half as good a time, or half as good a psychic, but he still bought me lunch.</p>
<p> The good?<br /> I will get a literary agent this year, someone I will meet at an event in Feb.<br /> He will sell my book in or by June. It will make me money.<br /> I will have a whirlwind year from June 09 to June 2010.<br /> IRS problem will end in our favor.<br /> Money will never be a problem.<br /> Health is all good.<br /> I married the right man.<br /> Something to do with horses or dude ranches.. .( maybe I&#8217;ll adopt a cowboy?)<br /> Ocean good place for me to write.<br /> Will get a brand new house in new 1-2 years and have no problem buying it or<br /> selling existing one.  </p>
<p>The bad?<br />Brand new house not near ocean.<br />Someone older and sick who I am not close to ( not parents)  in my family will not make it through the year.<br />No time to travel this summer.<br />My daughter will be a pain in the ass for 5 years.<br />My son probably won&#8217;t be a gynecologist.<br />My father in law really was a stubborn man with issues that never would have been resolved.<br />Some friendships weren&#8217;t meant to be.</p>
<p>Best 55 bucks I&#8217;ve ever spent.</p>
<p>    My gift:<br />You can read your future too.<br /><a href="http://www.usefultrivia.com/astrology/free_tarot_reading.html">Go here for a Free Tarot card reading.</a></p>
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		<title>Our Family Annual Report 2008/ The Cheap Christmas Card</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Dec 2008 15:47:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Qd_JfMNRwdE/SVaKb1PXPoI/AAAAAAAAASY/GFEBC5F94sk/s1600-h/familypic+2008_2.jpg" rel="lightbox[497]"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 223px; height: 320px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Qd_JfMNRwdE/SVaKb1PXPoI/AAAAAAAAASY/GFEBC5F94sk/s320/familypic+2008_2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5284563423518473858" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">               OUR YEAR OF 2008 AS COMPARED TO THE XXIX OLYMPIAD</span></span></p>
<p>This year was a series of trials, sort of like the Olympics, but with less Chinese food and more Southern accents.<br />We had our technical challenges, beginning with Linda choosing to defect from Samsung to the BlackBerry team. There was a moment when she was wooed by a competitor, but even with its snazzy looking stylus she still couldn’t cope with the Microsoftness of it. She battled the internet to create a website for her new venture, <a href="http://www.scratchcontest.net/">scratch</a> and maintain <a href="http://linda-sands.com/">her own site</a>.<br />More techical hi-jinx took center ring &#8230;</p>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Qd_JfMNRwdE/SVaKb1PXPoI/AAAAAAAAASY/GFEBC5F94sk/s1600-h/familypic+2008_2.jpg" rel="lightbox[497]"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 223px; height: 320px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Qd_JfMNRwdE/SVaKb1PXPoI/AAAAAAAAASY/GFEBC5F94sk/s320/familypic+2008_2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5284563423518473858" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">               OUR YEAR OF 2008 AS COMPARED TO THE XXIX OLYMPIAD</span></span></p>
<p>This year was a series of trials, sort of like the Olympics, but with less Chinese food and more Southern accents.<br />We had our technical challenges, beginning with Linda choosing to defect from Samsung to the BlackBerry team. There was a moment when she was wooed by a competitor, but even with its snazzy looking stylus she still couldn’t cope with the Microsoftness of it. She battled the internet to create a website for her new venture, <a href="http://www.scratchcontest.net/">scratch</a> and maintain <a href="http://linda-sands.com/">her own site</a>.<br />More techical hi-jinx took center ring on the day C’s Guitar Hero 3 dongle died, reducing Slash shredders to the PS2 version and a 32 inch screen instead of the PS3 and 130 inch screen- all of which will only make sense to 64.8% of newsletter recipients.</p>
<p>The Olympic Torch fiasco of 1879 was re-visited on Lochwood Trail when the last of the Alabama Fireworks misfired causing severe injuries to the butt and lower leg of the lady of the house who happened to be comfortably ensconced, beer in hand, in her beach chair in the driveway. The dance display she put on when hit with the fiery balls was worthy of a gold in the Special Olympics. The resulting scars will be her medal of honor.</p>
<p>In Wrestling:<br />When Vishnu and David tear out your bathtub, it’s a whole new Olympic event, falling somewhere between Greco-Roman wrestling and judo. With underhooks, crossfaces and cutbacks, we broke through skill, language and tile barriers to pull off a victory in the heavyweight division.<br />C was taken to the mat by cellular phone roaming fees and ring tone downloads, while P used a whizzer attack in her attempts to break/lose her free mobile so that she might join the team of US Texters.<br />Coming up with the silver, M’s back door offense ruled over the Russians when he dropped his second or third walkie-talkie phone and may have even managed to run it over in a Cajun parking lot.<br />But Linda took the gold with the one step back and circle defense when her flanked Macbook crashed and she lost everything, leaving her with nothing but a mysterious flashing question mark- not only on her blackened screen but also floating above the heads of the Apple Genius Staff at the mall.</p>
<p>In Taekwondo:<br />Linda wanted to do a little martial arts on those guys, but didn’t want to end up banned for life from the sport. Instead she pulled a Matos and spat on the floor and was escorted out. Apple countered that the match was fixed and accused her of offering them money.<br />She took her high flying moves to the local bars and restaurants of her fair town where she only managed to get thrown out of two of them all year, definitely deserving of a medal.<br />On the other side of the stadium…</p>
<p>In Gymnastics:<br />There were some rhythmic gymnastics happening in the meat packing district when Linda went to NYC for the AWP which sounds like a lot of FUN. It was.<br />Meanwhile on the balance beam, M managed to keep one foot in front of the other performing trick after trick, despite landing on a rickety economic base. C showed off his talents on the bar, as a new high schooler. All that spinning and flipping was good until the flipping was aimed at the bus driver, then the spinning resulted in a disqualification by the principal.</p>
<p>In The Steeplechase:<br />We had our share of interactions with horses and horses’ asses, from our nonjumping horseback riding on the beach in Cape San Blas, to a government-issued obstacle course in which we’ve been leaping fences, creeks and secret hedges chased by our new friend Mr. Tax Auditor, whose favorite phrase is “I’m almost done.”</p>
<p>In Basketball:<br />&#8220;Any time you get beat it&#8217;s embarrassing and that&#8217;s enough,&#8221; Bosh said. &#8220;And we can really use that as a tool … no matter how you&#8217;re shooting the ball you&#8217;re going to be in the game.&#8221;<br />M took his game to the golf course. From weekend outings with friends to weekdays with clients, he chased the little white ball all over Georgia, even scoring tickets to a PGA event where he and Linda followed Phil Mickelson and Camilo Villegas and ducked when Anthony Kim’s errant shot on the ninth hole whacked a spectator in the head. Kim might be arrogant little man, but he was kind enough to autograph the ball after someone cleaned off the blood.</p>
<p>In Swimming:<br />No Michael Phelps stylish strokes here. Our events were held in the Florida Panhandle on a deserted Cape and in the Georgia mountains where we rode tubes down shallow rivers and fell into off-road gullies cushioned with poison ivy. Though there was a Phelps-like amount of pizza consumed.</p>
<p>In The High Dive:<br />P competed once again in the Odyssey of the Mind competition. All the practice in the world could not have prepared any of the kids or their ever patient, loving parents for the hurricane that ripped through the small Georgia town on the day of the meet up. Lucky to not be selected as the team who would wait out the storm in the boys locker room, Linda snuck her group out the door past security and all the way down the road to the Mexican restaurant, where she felt they would be best protected by cheese dip and Margaritas.</p>
<p>In The Pentathalon:<br />The animals in the house had their own pentathalon, though none of them are named Andrejus or Edvinas, they managed to shoot, fence, swim, ride and run us around, from dying hamsters to adoptable-via-Craig’s-List-you-know-you-want-one Guinea Pigs to hand-fed baby doves and aging dogs with pirate eye conditions that make them look like the homeless guy on the corner who says he’ll work for samwitches.<br />Linda’s annual birthday celebration had at least five events: dinners, lunches, drinks, a party that began on a tavern rooftop and ended at a comedy club. Instead of a gold medal, she received her first pearl necklace- in a box- from the store.<br />A few months later she competed in the pentathalon-like planning of the anniversary day. Highlights: tequila tasters, an hour of blindness (Dialog in the Dark), an hour of incredible sights (Biplane ride).</p>
<p>In Synchronized Swimming :<br />P’s love for the dance took a nosedive as her love for the grades won out in late Fall. The family’s love for the non-generic cheese thanks her. Ditto C’s guitar lessons AKA that-weekly-source-of-money-flinging. It had something to do with video games, web surfing and girls- and maybe a little to do with five hours of daily high school homework.<br />We finally managed to synchronize some extended family time starting with a surprise New Year visit by Mom, Dad and Alex, followed by summer in Baldwinsville where the cousins got to play, though synchronized would probably be the last word the grandparents would choose to describe those weeks.<br />It was a good idea until C came down with a 24 hour bug the night before departure- which meant 24 hours of puke gag puke, which is especially lovely when you’re stuck on the tarmac for over 3 hours.<br />Linda battled the same bug while making a synchronized exit to Southampton where she’d won a scholarship to write with the pros. There was lots of reading and writing and listening, moderated by totally non-equal amounts of drinking, dancing and exploring.</p>
<p>In Fencing:<br />Though some would argue that there should have been, there was no wearing of straitjacket-like fencing outfits here. Instead we<br />
 drove straight to crazy with a trip to the sandy Florida Panhandle with a hairy dog, and spent days eating hundreds of Apalachicola oysters, an Olympic feat in itself.<br />In a counter parry, we returned home to more work for M and more writing events for Linda- a few that included sports cars when she was hired by both Porsche and GM. Touché.<br />She takes a few more awards and publication credits, and the gold after a year old blog post about a huge mean Cichlid garnered her more hate mail and free press than she could have imagined. En garde! Fish Keepers!<br />C had his own personal jab and parry when he pierced his own ears- at least a few times.</p>
<p>In Canoeing:<br />Unlike the Olympic canoers who overexerted themselves and fainted, we stayed relatively upright on a luxury houseboat for Cinco de Mayo. Being up a creek without a paddle is just fine with us, especially when you’re floating along with a captain, a bartender and lots of high end Tequila. (Partida!)<br />There are many different ways to traverse a watery plain, including the old slalom course approach which the kids nailed during a week at Church Camp. They managed to avoid any Eskimo rolls and returned a bit holier in hearts and clothes.<br />P did some fancy paddling when she hosted her birthday party at a kid’s beauty salon. Embarrassment, wild hair and nail polish reined in the river of youth.</p>
<p>In Track:<br />M’s increased muscle size made competitors wonder if there was something extra in his kool-aid, but his slow pace in the 400 and ability to crash on any couch removed any doubt that the man is all natural. C’s race approach was more hamster wheel than track and field, while P and her friend competed in javelin, hammer and discus in an outdoor meet at the fort in the woods, or was that saw, hammer, box of nails?<br />Linda sprinted from event to event, from literary venues to girl getaways, even joining the DragonCon team, where she competed in the Irish Car Bomb category, taking the bronze, while the gold was awarded to one very large Storm Trooper.<br />There was pole vaulting and high jumping and the throwing of a few discuses when the house became a 1920’s speakeasy for the annual murder mystery party, moonshine and tommy gun vodka included.</p>
<p>In the Triathalon:<br />Georgia gave us a triathalon from lake drainage to water shortage to gas shortage.<br />House repairs and maintenance continued to challenge in all three events of carpet, paint and remodel. The events may have been steroid enhanced by tours of re-fabbed Sears and Roebuck mail order houses in exclusive neighborhoods, or the million dollar estate homes with indoor basketball courts, arcades and private beauty salons.<br />We swam to the new Georgia Aquarium, biked to the World of Coke where we downed a few Beverlys, then ran to the finish with seats at So You Think You Can Dance and Neil Diamond.</p>
<p>All in all, it was a good year, breaking 43 world records, 132 Olympic records and earning multiple medals for endurance. We still have our hurdles to overcome and continue training for success.</p>
<p>Life is a marathon. Lace up your shoes and warm up your muscles, the race is on.</p>
<p><span style="font-style: italic;">note: most of these events were written up in detail on this site and can be found in the tabs.. I&#8217;m just too lazy to insert the links</span></p>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">I don&#8217;t believe in New Year&#8217;s Resolutions. I Have NEW DAY resolutions. Like thinking I should be able to write a blog entry in 15 minutes or less. AND continue on the 1000 word a day novel writing. Deadline January 31.</span></p>
<p>So, my house is quiet again. Company gone, sick kid back in school, dogs asleep. Except for the sound from the laundry room, and the ticking clock on my desk, things are back to normal.</p>
<p>it was a good two weeks of stress. I am broke but happy and have some more memories and good stories. This is my &#8230;</p>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">I don&#8217;t believe in New Year&#8217;s Resolutions. I Have NEW DAY resolutions. Like thinking I should be able to write a blog entry in 15 minutes or less. AND continue on the 1000 word a day novel writing. Deadline January 31.</p>
<p>So, my house is quiet again. Company gone, sick kid back in school, dogs asleep. Except for the sound from the laundry room, and the ticking clock on my desk, things are back to normal.</p>
<p>it was a good two weeks of stress. I am broke but happy and have some more memories and good stories. This is my dad trying to pick Dick Clark&#8217;s nose.<br /></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2214/2166410128_1c7f3fddef_m.jpg" rel="lightbox[233]"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px;" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2214/2166410128_1c7f3fddef_m.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"> The next day I let this same man drive my 2008 3.2 Audi TT quattro. But I DIDN&#8217;T let the 16 year old nephew. Instead I took him and my son to indoor laser tag and let them all run around the yard with silly string.</p>
<p></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2276/2155815836_b2b0f72486_m.jpg" rel="lightbox[233]"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px;" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2276/2155815836_b2b0f72486_m.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>We went through a few hundred bucks worth of wine and beer and champagne, and no one died from my cooking ( all meals should take 30 minutes or less, right?) also, no family fights broke out and I am already making plans to travel to NY and see them again soon&#8230;  thinking of AMTRAK instead of airlines though. Something about the sleeper car intrigues me.. and yes, sadly, it will be nothing like the European railcars I so love.</p>
<p>Also, beginning the search for a family vacation spot this year. Any suggestions?<span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><br /></span><img src="file:///Users/Linda/Pictures/iPhoto%20Library/Originals/2008/Roll%20177/DSC03705.JPG" alt="" /></p>
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