dog
posted something sad and something odd
I can turn your head.
George Carlin gives THIS word at least 5 meanings.
I talked about it here. The lovely Miss FamousPants talked about it here (to a greater audience).
somone wrote a poem about it – on the internet .
Fecal offender of sidewalk you claim-
pray what manner of beast from who’s body you came
Were it poodle,or spaniel, terrier, or mutt
that expelled you indifferently from it’s canine butt?
And where was the master with negligent scoop
whilst you made your deposit at the foot of my stoop?
But George talks about it best here.
and now that I have exceeded the annual blogger allowance for crap talking …
Totally off subject and a little meandering.
You might have thought it was the dog in your bed the way the poor thing whimpered, the way his leg jerked out, then kept running as if squirrels taunted him in the forest. You may have thought the kids were geniuses the way they blurted out mathematical figures and long monologues of poetry with their eyes shut. You may have thought someone was sick, someone was lonely or someone was angry, if you came upon any of us in our sleep.
My family will never go to one of those sleep clinics. I’m afraid they’d never let us leave. …
Potty language
A quick note on coprophagia –which sounds like a lovely Northern Italian dish to be served piping hot with a cold glass of Pinot Grigio.
Well. It’s not.
It’s what my six month old puppy started doing. It is something that can make me think she’s not so adorable after all. It’s worse than the cute nose-picking kid.
My furry little AWWW Benji look-a-like puppy likes to eat shit–huge loads of crap made by our ninety pound lab, small steaming green mounds made by herself, old white flecked half frozen and stomped clods from the garden and
