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Quick Fire Interviews. Where I ask 10 writers 10 questions…

…and ask them to answer each in 10 words, or less.
Well, writers, being writers…. SOME of them told me straight out, “Not going to happen.” One did the assignment twice— once wrong, once right. Such an overachiver! Others, did what…

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I’m old.

I'm old.


 

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Let’s talk about food and state fairs.

State Fairs last a lifetime.

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Isn’t it ironic?


Isn’t it ironic?
Betty Lou Lynn, the woman who portrayed Thelma Lou, on The Andy Griffith Show moved to Mount Airy, NC  ( the town that inspired Mayberry) to avoid crime of big cities.
Last week, she had her wallet

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Let's talk books. And book covers.

For as many of my author friends who are ecstatic about the way their book covers turned out.. there must be someone in the wings feeling a bit put out.
Have you seen this story?… Got to agree with the

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You can censor me but you can't shut me down. Just ask my husband.

So, I went to a party. No news there.
I took pictures. No news there.
I let people draw on me. No news there.
I posted a picture of the drawing on Facebook. No news there.
Until… a few hours …

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A funny, from McSweeney's

I’ve written a few of these McSweeney-like lists, even had a few published. Dooce linked to one on her Twitter today. ( which is going to read like Portuguese to my mother) but here, I offer you two more.


What

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Soon to be a Major Motion Picture

Man accused of drunken horse riding in snowstorm.

CODY, Wyo. – A man has been cited for public intoxication while riding a white horse during a snowstorm in the northern Wyoming town of Cody.…

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Saying Goodbye to a Comedic Dynasty.

You’ve all seen them. The wild and sometimes disturbing t-shirts of T-Shirt Hell. My confession? I find even the creepy ones quite smart.

Well, it will be over soon. here’s a message from the owner/creator:

I’m done. I’m finished. I
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Compliments of my 14 year old son

It’s true.
Every fortune cookie saying automatically becomes funnier if you add these 3 words: IN THE BED.
try it.

A closed mouth gathers no feet. in the bed

He who throws dirt is losing ground. in the bed

You …

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