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Buy a real hold-in-your-hand-smell-the-paper copy of Not Waving, Drowning today.

Buy a real hold-in-your-hand-smell-the-paper copy of Not Waving, Drowning today.

Now available as a “real” book. Shipped to your door. Signed by the author.

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Electronic Short Stories now on Smashwords

short stories on smashwords…reading on the run

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When you don't know what to give for Christmas.

Give a dick to a dick.
Give something raunchy to a prude.
Give something unexpectedly funny to someone who needs a laugh.
First there was this. and then, there was THIS
Last year, I made this.… which led to this

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Ho. Ho. Hammacher Schlemmer. Ho.

You can’t say it without smiling, and you can’t say it properly after a few Friday afternoon cocktails. (I know, but it’s Friday afternoon somewhere, and besides it sounded much better than Thursday morning tequila shots.)
Scanning through this classic …

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