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Buy a real hold-in-your-hand-smell-the-paper copy of Not Waving, Drowning today.
When you don't know what to give for Christmas.
Give a dick to a dick.
Give something raunchy to a prude.
Give something unexpectedly funny to someone who needs a laugh.
First there was this. and then, there was THIS
Last year, I made this. which led to this year’s duo: this
and still to be revealed: black santa before and after
Sure, I have a few more ornament ideas up my sleeve, don’t worry.
Every year the ladies ask me where do you get all those tiny penises, and when are you going to start up your own p-ornament making business?
Because they all know at least one …
Ho. Ho. Hammacher Schlemmer. Ho.
You can’t say it without smiling, and you can’t say it properly after a few Friday afternoon cocktails. (I know, but it’s Friday afternoon somewhere, and besides it sounded much better than Thursday morning tequila shots.)
Scanning through this classic Christmas catalog that claims:
Offering the Best, the Only and the Unexpected for 160 years
I found lots of potential gifts for my friends and family from a fish finding watch, a hands free video camera, a voice controlled ipod controller and a perfect martini maker to this bug vacuum.
If we still had little ones to buy for I …
