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Buy a real hold-in-your-hand-smell-the-paper copy of Not Waving, Drowning today.

Linda — Tue, 15 Nov 2011 18:00:06 +0000

Just click on the book cover below and you will be directed to the payment link.

Many thanks in advance.

( you can also get ebooks anywhere you like to connect or buy paperback from Amazon- see links in red HERE )

the complete list of linda’s electronic shorts

Linda — Fri, 02 Sep 2011 17:08:09 +0000

Apologies to the folks who had difficulty finding the list.

all links are here…. download and be reading within seconds.

CLICK THE CAPITAL LETTERS FOR A LINK TO AMAZON/KINDLE

click the lower case words for a link to all e-readers, including phones, computers and high tech stuff yet to reach the USA

1. LEGAL THRILLER

based on a true crime in 1970′s Philadelphia

2. ADULT THEMED FAIRY TALES IN SNIPPETS

ever wonder what someone is thinking?

3. LIKE YOUR BASKETBALL? HOW ABOUT A REF WITH A FOOT FETISH?

this is what I thought about sitting in floor seats at a Hawks game

4. TRAFFIC JAMS CAN CHANGE YOUR LIFE- FOREVER

you’ve all been here- sort of

5. NOT YOUR AVERAGE BEACH READ, BUT THERE IS A BEACH, AND A GIRL

oh and there’s bad guys

6. JOUSTING, KNIGHTS, AND A WORD PUZZLE. ARE YOU GAME?

of course you’re game

Electronic Short Stories now on Smashwords

Linda — Tue, 10 May 2011 11:31:28 +0000

It’s come to this. You won;t be able to escape the story, It’s on your phone, on your iPod, your iPad, your Kindle, your nook, your laptop and your PC.

Give in. READ.

Here’s the link to my smashwords page, scroll to the bottom to click on the stories. Thanks for putting me in your pocket. I like a bumpy ride.

Ho. Ho. Hammacher Schlemmer. Ho.

Linda — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 14:34:00 +0000

You can’t say it without smiling, and you can’t say it properly after a few Friday afternoon cocktails. (I know, but it’s Friday afternoon somewhere, and besides it sounded much better than Thursday morning tequila shots.)

Scanning through this classic Christmas catalog that claims:
Offering the Best, the Only and the Unexpected for 160 years

I found lots of potential gifts for my friends and family from a fish finding watch, a hands free video camera, a voice controlled ipod controller and a perfect martini maker to this bug vacuum.
If we still had little ones to buy for I would definitely be clicking on this. I mean, remote controlled? The possibilities are endless.
My husband has marked his pages and the kids circled theirs and I am left wondering why no one put my initials on this or this.
I’m thinking the husband, whose birthday is December 24th, might get a kick out of receiving THIS.
Wow…the description alone… which makes me think, Hey Hammacher Schlemmer, you should hire some new copywriters. This ad copy is boring, you need some writers from the Onion or T-Shirt Hell to spice things up, I mean if you can sell a solar powered golf cart for nine grand and this 2 person 3 wheeled scooter coupe for seven grand, I’d think you could pay a more talented writing staff.

PS. If you’re looking? I know one who’s available.

Toilet Training for Men

Linda — Sat, 02 Aug 2008 14:45:00 +0000

The easy-close toilet seat… quieter than a whisper. Never fall in the bowl again.

You’re welcome.

shoe sale: 2 for 1

Linda — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 21:12:00 +0000

There are times in a mother’s life when she gets all misty eyed. the first steps, the first tooth, the first kiss, the first date/prom/dance.
This weekend I had one of those moments:
The first mother-daughter matching shoe purchase.
God help me. She’s only nine.

…

I was THINKING about blogging.

Linda — Sat, 29 Dec 2007 14:00:00 +0000

As I was drinking water and flushing my system of appendicitis-symptom inducing beef.

As I was getting wrapped in ACE bandages soaked in an herbal remedy for all that ails you- still thinking and wishing I had a camera as I was stuffed in a rubber suit and told to sit in a sauna for half an hour.

As I was shopping FOR MYSELF days before Christmas.

As I went out to dinner at an Atlanta staple with the family and spent a car payment.

As I played Santa and gave friends our used TVs and speakers and dvd players.

As I googled long lost relatives of my husband’s after hearing his mom’s story, and found out one of them lives only 20 miles away, and another is on the internet almost as much as me.

As I bagged shoes and boots for the teenager neighbor girl who covets mine.

As I filled stockings and baked cookies and amused my Mother in law playing Wii games.

As I shot video on Christmas morning and watched my son play this game.

As I loaded up this new toy.

Even as I lay in bed, pretending to be asleep but really thinking about the bar scene in the novel in progress which morfed to a blog entry about people living too long.

Yes, dear internet. You are never far from my thoughts. Now, to catch up on my reading.