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Anastasia wants to come to America and kill somebody.
Probably her new husband.
We all get those odd spam emails from foreign countries. They want to give us money, they want us to give them money They want to be pen pals. they want to help us save money on penis enhancing pills that we don’t even take. They want us to support wars, heal the sick and generally behave as if we are much more godly than you and I know to be true.
But this morning I had to laugh- an email from foxracer yielded this information:
Hello man my new friend!
I understand, that you do …
Hard Drive Crash Surprisingly Liberating
After 22 months of daily, vigorous pounding. My MACBOOK took a crap.
Today I wear black, reinstall, update, restore.. put data from online storage sites and try to reconfigure a network of emails that I am certain are going to be important someday.
Yes, it stinks. And no there is no way to retrieve the lost data.
It’s weird. I have been calm about the whole thing, made jokes even. So very unlike me.
Because I think I brought it all on myself by complaining just the other day about all the junk I had accumulated on there and wishing …
So much to blog about
I was going to tell you about PORNAMENTS but that will have to wait until tomorrow.. because I have a problem.
Maybe you can help.
I have been reading someone else’s email. And I don’t feel bad about it. See, there is a guy who thinks his wife’s email is MINE, and well, I have about 5 email accounts and just recently discovered this interesting correspondence. Nothing EXTREMELY personal has hit the monitor- yet- but I fear it’s only a matter of time.
This is what I know:
He is a visiting Assistant Professor of Anthropology/Archaeology at a college in …
